Are any of them worth a [censored]?

I'm tired of paying for a cell phone i rarely use. I think I have the cheapest plan Verizon offers,and its still $50 a month after all the fees. Last month I used 7 minutes.

My wife thinks I need a phone for emergencies. I don't think I need a phone at all.

If I have to have a phone,I want to do it as cheap as possible.