I hadn't been reading this thread because I figured it would be a train wreck.

But now that I've read all of it, I say it's clearly in the running for

BEST
THREAD
EVER

rofl

Holy sh!t.........this thread is pure comedy gold.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames