Privatize the ferry system.

Privatize liquor.

Booze up and hop on a ferry to Everett and Bremerton. Secure the Navy Bases including the carriers and subs.

Secede from the Union. We become a nation with nuclear capabilities. Invade Canadia. At best, we can threaten North Korea. Just because.

Haven't figured out what to do with Canadia once it becomes ours.....so I'm not too sure how that helps our budget issues.

Finally, we get Alaska as our ally. When Sara Palin becomes President, we're set!!!!

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