You ought to go spend a couple weeks at a resort in Jamaica then. It's all they play, all day, all night, 24/7.

If you do try to get away from it, outside the resort area, Marley's other fans will either rob you at knifepoint or machete you in the face and neck just for being white.

Of course there's always Margaritaville, where it's just like a Red Robin, but with Jimmy Buffet playing all day 24/7 instead.

Oh and Ganja's a felony there too so chances are, that nice drug dealer is actually a Narc waiting to shake down your family back home for "fines" and "bail."