The Audi one was funny, long way to go to get to the punchline .. . ..

The logger/snickers one was the best I think. . . . .. (Holy [censored], I kinda agree with Bait Donkey, may have to shoot myself). .. . . ."Now my front hurts"

The commercials were a good place to catch my breath, so I could scream at the TV again during the game .. . . .
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Due to a minor mishap, I now have 15# balls. . . ...

Decisions are made by those who show up.

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Ralph Waldo Emerson