"Right Wing Whack Jobs"

Nugent could play the harp, and Cheney could randomly shoot a shotgun into the crowd (probably scoring a direct hit on Rumsfeld, who would be playing the drums directly behind him, the opposite direction of the crowd).

Dennis Miller could do his best Jim Morrison impression, throwing out unintelligible and disconnected phrases, sneering and dragging on a bottle of Jack Daniel's the whole show ('til Cheney wings him and Miller runs crying to the stable of girl's choir singers in the wings, folding himself into the arms of Bachman, Palin, and Senator Larry Craig).

The crowd would all throw their shoes on the stage, and then jack booted thugs would disperse them with tear gas, and the show would officially be over.

Total time? Six minutes, max.

Fish on...

Todd