98% of poll responders reported that Hankster can't answer a direct question.

98% also felt that Hankster makes up 100% of the figures he posts.

However, 2% of those polled responded that Liberal Alien 'Muslin' Communists use the 'innermets' to confuse Patriotic Christian Americans and trick them into inviting the 'Aunty Christ' into their single wide trailers.