If this thing happens, I'd love to witness it. Should be all kinds of humor to go around. Not sure how the invitation system works here, but if you'll have me, I'd be game for either weekend, given sufficient notice (at least three hours so I can get to Forks). Not sure which setup I would go with; I have a hard enough time chucking big flies on a Spey rod, let alone spoons.... Sounds dangerous and fun.