I'll translate what she said afterward for you guys:

"I was, like, just texting my bff, like, you know, about this guy and this totally not hot train hits me, and i'm like aw-ma-god, I'm like gonna sue."

there, yep, that's it - I've reviewed several times for accuracy...


ps here's the cliff notes version:

girl walks down train tracks
girl gets hit by train
miraculously she is unharmed
and walks away...

DOWN THE F'ING TRAIN TRACKS!

Get off the Gdnm train tracks!!