Actually, a funny story about being at the deep lake dock (over time, I've compiled hundreds of them).

A little boy came fishing for the SECOND time, and after baiting his big ol' eagle claw hook, he declares, "This hook is going to catch me fish! You wanna know why? Cause I'm a masterbaiter!"

Well, poor grandma was in her little fishing corner, and her cheeks immmediately went rosy red as she started laughing histerically... along with the rest of us.

he didn't understand the joke i guess.