Up on the Skytucky, some new techniques have emerged which are proven to deter the black toof'ed bandirts from breaking into ones car.

First, some Context. One has to consider the motivation behind a break in, which is in all cases a hairy toof'ed bandirt looking for cash, Tool CD's, fishing rod, or cheap car stereo he can hock down at the Gold Bar Pawn Shop. The Toof'ed Bandits will then take their measly proceeds to Sultan to score a dime bag of Lesters latest bathtub batch of crank.

Recent survey trends indicate that if fishermen simply use this knowledge to plant a dime-sized bag of crushed aspirin, borax, & a drop of ammonia on the ground next to the driver's side of a vehicle parked in a popular fishing zone..that said Bandirts will simply take the bag of fake drugs and immediately hop back into their ragged Ford Taurus & vacate back to their blue tarped Shangri-la up in the hills for consumption, leaving the fisherman's vehicle intact. In most all cases, the Fisherman find that following their fruitless skunking on the Skytucky... and subsequent early return to their vehicle precedes said toofless bandirts return to the scene.... resulting in no broken windows or missing Tool CD's.