Just got back from Canada. Think Utah's likker laws suck ass?

Try BC or Alberta. Imagine paying $17 for a sixxer, $27 for a halfrack. Fvcksake, a bottle of schitty Canadian whiskey cost nearly $40.

I grabbed a few handles of codeine-laden Canadian Jagermeister* and those were $52 each.

*Real Jager is just cough syrup, chock full of codeine. The Merg could prolly use it for date rape on an unsuspecting party-tramp.