It's actually all a conspiracy... Some crazy catch and release fanatics (You've heard of the Raelians, right?) developed a new strain of rainbow trout in a labratory, created millions of fry, and let them all go in public waters.

It worked so well, they did it for all the popular sportfish, such as bass, crappie, perch, and catfish.

I'd say my name... But now that I'm on to them I'd appreciate it if as little information as possible is said about me on this board... Gotta be safe ya know.