Gotta love it. The 911 call is a classic. She assaulted me by trying to pull a piece of paper out of my hands;) If these were kids in class they'd be expelled from school. They both called 911. If you can find recordings from both you'll have a good laugh.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/128336648.html
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