Lars has a PhD in biometrics. Most people have no idea what biometrics is. Lars also speaks with a thick Swedish accent. Most people have no idea what Lars is talking about anytime. Lars is also head of Mobrand Biometrics, which does complex biological fisheries modeling. Lars couldn't write at the 8th grade level no matter how hard he tried. Long Live the Kings does contract fish recovery work for the state and feds. The writers, among other things, happen to be qualified to monitor and evaluate restoration and recovery of anadromous fish in the Elwha.

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