Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Hank?)

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but 1 of them.... what do you call it?

Why do some people think catching Pinks is something to brag about on the internet?

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

Why is that if you fish the Skok you are a slackjawed inbred flossing snagger, but if you fish the Sauk, you're just simply a cool dude?

Why does an alarm "go off" whilst it turns on?