Sammy the sperm was determined to get the egg. He lifted weights, he swam laps, anything to get in shape to get the egg.

So here cums the big day! Sammy is fighting his way to the front, grabbing other weaker sperm by the tail and easily swimming past them, then right before the big SPLOOSH, Sammy relizes "ITS A BLOW JOB! EVERYBODY BACK!"

Too late. Sammy is spit on the floor.
Game Over.
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It's good to have friends
It's better to have friends with boats
***GutZ***