Dear Homosexuals-

WTF is wrong you men!?!?!?!?!? You took a perfectly good thread of unabashed, philogynistic joy and turned it into a queer's delight. I hope my admonition of your collective fear of the vagina can be overcome.

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I may be the Duke of Death, but I'm no English Bob

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall.