lame as usual. However, you seem to have a 'gay' fixation. Is that
homophobic or just wishful thinking. Now there are some points for
you, I said thinking. In your case that is an attaboy.
Seriously, are you a third sex guy or gal? Maybe just a switch hitter.
If none of the above you should get counseling for your 'gay' fixation or obsession. Maybe the moo girl will share some of those recreational chemicals with you. Too much depression is unhealthy.
Go fishing, that is good therapy.