Yeah, I got a tip for a guide: Take Parker fishing.

He's dependable, he's reliable, he's got a good sense of humor, he's a good guy, your kids, wife, and dog will love him, he's a good fisherman that catches fish, he's fun to fish with, he brings all his own gear, he brings is own bait, he'll bring you bait when none can be found, he'll offer to row your boat (guide beware on this one) and let you fish, he'll fix all your computer issues, and more importantly, he re-books multiple trips year after year after year.