You're all missing the point. The real point of this story is the out of control oppressive government. Too much regulation. Government's gotten too big and making it too hard for these benevolent corporations from making a profit and creating jobs.

Once we get rid of that gun-grabbing-black-socialist-marxist-stalinist-not-born-in-'merica-Kenyan-muslim the sooner we can get rid of oppressive arms of the gubmint like the FDA.