That is funny since I was willing to let it go after Direct was nice enough to offer you an excuse at my expense even though I am very familiar with firearm terminology and colloquialisms.

While some seem to be able to pull it off, I find your self-described prose as contrived and neither poetic or eloquent; I find it annoying mostly and while you do seem to have meaningful content it is lost in the delivery.


The panties are fine in this household actually and I really don't care how you choose to phrase your posts with mixed connotation and bizzare verbiage. I only intended to tease you, so...




FondlIn'? Sportin'?



You forgot one-


Laffin.
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.