See if I can get this one right- if not I will do my best.

Yakov fresh off the boat from Russia meets his friend Smirnoff they are going fishing on the Skagit River -it's March and no one is on the river. Smirnoff has learned how to plunk and they set up on the Potatoe Bar-lines are out and they sit and reminisce of days in the ole land-then Yakov's lines is dingn and rippin -30 minutes later there is a dead Nate steelhead at their feet and they drink more vod. They love America . Here comes the fish and game explaining this is against the law and Yakov and Smirnofff do not understand a word