I have always thought we should invade Canada. It's close. We speak the language, they have abundant natural resources. And they apparently have an abundance of the letter E.

Once we are in power there we can limit Canadians to two days a week on the best rivers to assure the U.S. warlords a better experience on the other five days. Then we can let our guys manage the fish till they are all gone. After all that we can eliminate the metric system so they will look as dumb as us and need to import their tools from us. Then we can give them all of the northern 90 percent back, except during hunting season.

My name is Dave Vedder and I endorse this message.

P.S. As Dan S says, "It's not Canadian bacon - it's ham!!