This is the end result of meth. When meth heads have nothing else to steal or crystals to smoke, they smoke pole. Its a relatively new phenomenon and scientists have yet to compile extensive field studies or documentation on its ill effects. Apprently it cripples grammar and spelling, leads to excessive weight gain, cum deposits that appear as extra chins, and exccessive bumps on forums for the sake of getting a rise out of male membership to aid in the steady flow of hard pole to smoke.

Take notes folks, this is a medical wonder only rivaled by the Polio vaccine.