Illy's just a tool who thinks he's way smarter than he is, and speaks in some stupid f'n dialect like that will make people think he has more between his ears than dog sh!t.

He doesn't, though.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames