Originally Posted By: redhook
....me and a buddy of mine killed a 30 probably larger pound Possum one night with a fire poker and a hatchet because my dog was in pshyco mode fighting it.... he was probably 80 pounds at that time...


and if that damn tiger comes here, i will shoot it with a 3 inch slug and have sex on its hide in front of a heater vent since i dont have a fireplace any more... or maybe even a candle to save electricity...


I'm tryin'...really tryin'...but you're testin' my dipchit allowance kid.

Masturbating on the floor (on an imagianary rug) in front of a forced air vent along with a "30lb Opossum" is too much.
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