..he'd never get a word in edgewise. The debate moderators would be pulling their toupes off, slamming their notes down and mumbling incoherently....after that the debate rules would be changed so that there would be only one debator per debate and that would ALWAYS be Todd. Debating with himself and claiming a clear win every time.

The moderator for ALL of the single person debates would be Vedder, pretending of course, to be taking the high road when in reality no road exists. But that would be Bush's fault for not funding the highway bill.