I dunno, Aunty...I've considered drinking a gallon of lye, sticking an icepick in my eye and jiggling it around, and hitting myself in the head with a hammer 27 times, in the hope that if I made myself as retarded as the right wing tools on this site I'd be able to understand how they can be so fuckin dumb...

But then I realized I have no interest in being as stupid as them, so I didn't do it.

Fish on...

Todd