Originally Posted By: FishPrince
I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need someone to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger.




Nooo...


You obviously need to buy a gun FP. Posting pictures of those is generally socially acceptable while your suggestions are... ahh... GAY?


For a smart guy you somehow mistakenly came to the conclusion that trolling Redhook and trolling Parker is the same thing. He is titled The Chosen One for a reason and your choices here could be potentially final. I value your pointless and mostly non-fishing contributions and would be disappointed to see you go.


Parker's posts, on the other hand, are often fishing related and always interesting and he should post more like he used to years ago.


This was a better place then.
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.