Yeah, well hopefully nobody is stupid enough to put me up on stage when I start babbling.

It WAS the Republicans that put him up there, though, and their stupidity is unparallelled.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames