Originally Posted By: Black Bart
When the Church People come to your door?


I picked up a hand carved quran holder in Uzebekistan that now holds a nice shiny quran (of course).

If and when they can't read the "No Solicitors" sign at my door and still bother to knock, The good Rev. Dr. Paker invites them in for a reading of the quran.

Had a pair come in...all excited they had some fresh biblical/mormon/Jehova/Christian (I forget which) meat...only to realize in HORROR that yes, I really was going to read the quran to them and ask them why they are not embracing islam.

Allah AkPaker! Death to the Infidelities!

This Rev. Dr. Paker is so going to...er...Hell? Not too sure where infidels go....I know the "good" islams go to a pod of virgins...but where do the other 99% go?
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T.K. Paker