In old man voice . .

"Back in my day we had dial up modems. You would have to wait 5 minutes for a single porn picture to download."

"Nowadays you kids get on your phones, what we could only dream about . . . if we had a good imagination."

"Women would wear jeans that stopped above their waists, and a whale-tail was actually part of a whale"

"Nowadays we got push up bra's, yoga pants, and women wearing 6" heels to Church!"



God bless technology.