Although this not from CL, it's along the same lines. This came in on my office email. It's nice to have a new friend. I'm willing to pass on the email if you want to have a new friend as I have a feeling my wife probably wouldn't like this new friend of mine:

"Greetings My New Friend,
My name is Ramia Olivia Daddah (Miss)With hope you are doing well today. I wish to be your new friend for future life ahead of us if you don't mind write me for more private discussions as i think who we are or our distance can not be a barrier on receiving your reply please try to add your pictures as i will scan my immediately i hear from you, thanks.

Anticipation, Olivia."
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