No, no, no, it's the natural order of thngs since time immemorial. This is completely normal.

No, no, no, it's proof that climate change is real.

No, no, no, it's just a slight variation in weather that news stations are blowing out of proportion to get ratings.

Or maybe a god (pick one) is punishing ___(fill in the blank) for ___(fill in the blank) because once ___(fill in the blank) realize that some god is punishing them for ___(fill in the blank), they will change to ___(fill in the blank).