Aww.

Tissue? Tampon, maybe?

Go man the pawn shop and fuc.k off. You were never funny, and you've always been an asshole.

Like I said, if you polish another dude's balls, people are going to clown you about it. I'm sure Merg appreciates the high shine you put on his sack and all, though.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames