Okay, a serious answer...


I have a pair of Marsh Rats, that when they are grassed up, that make laying out dry and comfortable. Pull them up on the edge of the water and let the birds fly.
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In the legend of King Arthur, the Fisher King was a renowned angler whose errant ways caused him to be struck dumb in the presence of the sacred chalice. I am no great fisherman, and a steelhead is not the covenant of Christ, but with each of these fish I am rendered speechless.