Had a very similar run in with a very similar shebeast while I stood next to my FIRETRUCK, putting out a fire in a campground. She was screaming at me to turn off the $&%*&## truck, she could hardly breathe with all the exhaust in the air.

"Uh, ma'am, that's smoke...from the fire. I need my truck on to put it out!"

- "Do you know how much fuel you are wasting?"

"Less than will be wasted if this fire gets bigger and more trucks have to come?"