And this is why I pass out loaded handguns for Halloween. If the kids can't figure out how to handle candy distribution at the next house, a kid, or an adult, with a gun in his hand surely can.

After all, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Seriously, it is hardcore liberal, left wing, Commie NOT to give out loaded guns for Halloween.

EDIT: Oops, maybe that is really stupid.

DOUBLE EDIT: This may be politically incorrect or correct.