Originally Posted By: Dan S.
I guess being a draft-dodging pedophile is better than being dead.

Bareley, though.



Agreed, but making him into a celebrity is the baffling part, he's a fuking draft dodger scumbag who sh1t his pants to get out of military service.
Time doesn't remove that stigma, you only get one chance to be a hero, and Ted chose to crap out.