I had a road bike for a while and put on some serious miles while training for triathlons.

While I didn't do much damage to the roads, my hemroids were a bloody massacre!

Sold the bike, you can have that sh!t.

Point being, bikers are in enough pain as is. Can't even take a decent dump without tears.

Least we could do is not charge em for their suffering.

Just get a car will ya?