Anyone stupid enough to downplay the dangers of tobacco use is too fuckin' stupid to believe anything from.

Tell you what Jerry - next time you need the straight dope, ask slabby. He's demonstrated his intelligence on many occasions - what with the tobacco danger and punching telephone poles and all. He's obviously right up there with Einstein and Illyrian.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames