Your work is grand.

When I first read your post, my initial thought was, why would someone want to encourage their lawn to grow, which would make more work for themselves? I then looked and saw that you were living in Chehalis, (farmland), I then decided that it does make sense to fertilize food crops. Alas, now that I read that you admit your efforts have been spent towards the goal of growing grass, which you will have to mow, I have decided that however talented you may be, you have to much time on your hands.