As I was doing a 20' decompression stop on a dive off of a vertical wall somewhere in the Sunshine Coast (BC), I turned around just in time to have a 5' dog fish plow in to my chest, head first. Scared the living beejeezers out of me!

Kinda just plowed in to me. Shook it's head like it didn't know what just had happened, and after I shart myself and managed to push it's head in any other direction than my torso, it just lazily swam away. Still don't know what was up with that dogfish. Kinda think it was stoned.....