Arrogant Bastard is not an IPA...it is an aggressive ale. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory–maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.

Perhaps I do have a sophisticated palet. Perhaps I am one of a whole lot of people who doesn't enjoy dark beer. I'm impressed you could know so much about me based on my [Bleeeeep!] taste in beer.