Warning: sick, twisted, and generally poor metaphor to follow....

I think I've finally figured out why they use a donkey to symbolize the Democrats and an elephant to symbolize the Republicans. Seems they're both bending us over and having their way with us. Might as well vote Democrat, cuz a donkey dong does slightly less damage to one's rectum than an elephant's....

Actually, it seems pretty clear to me it's the elite and their puppet government against the rest of us, and as long as we keep believing it makes a difference which party owns the White House, the gap will continue to widen (along with our bungholes).