Oh, it still would have made news, because if it were at OSU there would be gay sheep involved, and the dude stopping cars in the street would be naked, and in a three pt stance.

Dawgs would be too busy making yellow snow and sniffing everyone's butt to even think about a snowball fight.






And for the record, it's not actual Ducks I have an issue with, it's the homers with G.E.D.'s, a BMX bike and a pit bull on a chain sportin their flat billed diamonplate duck feather O hats like they are the chit while on their way to work at the gas station that I have a problem with. Band wagoners are douch nozzles, no matter the sport.