I thought this was a very interesting test. It's supposed to accurately tell you where you are from by the way you talk. Top 3 cities most like and most unlike. It got me pretty close to where I'm from (Northern CO / Neb) and also lived for years (Michigan). It has KC, Detroit and Chicago as my closet cities (red areas). It should be Denver, but all of CO & NE are very red like KC. My least closet cities (blue) are Seattle and two cities in Massachusetts.

So apparently, I talk the opposite of most folks around here.
Which is cool cuz' most ya'll are F'd up. Who the hell says Soda?

Dialect & Region Test