That's because you're a fuckin' goat.

If a fag like you showed up at an AC/DC concert, you'd just get mocked for your ascot and shallot vinaigrette anyway.

Go play some Barry Manilow.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames