Originally Posted By: cruzn99
Originally Posted By: Rev. blackmouth
Originally Posted By: cruzn99
go eat a cock cake since you love both.


I can visualize it. A lovely celebration cake, placed on a low table with phallic candles alit, and does Dan want to blow them out, no, he chooses to push the table, with candles ablaze under the drapes.

Now, Dan is happy.


I don't think Dan S could resist not blowing the phallic candles.


Aww. Your mangina still packed with sand?

Quit your fuckin' crying already you pussy and act like you're on the Dark Side. Either that or get a room with that cockgobbler 43-8/TheKing/whateverqueerusername and enjoy yourselves.
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